me: h—
novel written by man: her breasts were large, but still firm
(Source: zanabism, via snufkinshat)
it really is next to impossible to write realistic sibling dialogue, I just passed my brother on the stairs and instead of greeting each other like human beings I said ‘born survivor’ and he said ‘youtube rewind. let’s set it to rewind.’ like you ain’t gonna find that shit in a novel
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i cover my nipples, not because of some stupid law, but for the same reason kakashi covers his sharingan
The only post that will remain unbanned after the mass purge of Tumblr.
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*comes across a slight inconvenience*
me: you know what would solve this ????? death
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